i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence

(Source: hommos)

tabarnakx:

Can’t remember the last time someone said “I love you” to me and meant it

godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

obamfma:

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

Just rewatched the entire Sherlock series and I forgot how much the last episode pisses me off